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Psychedelics and Threesomes with Escorts… (might be) better in Theory than in Practice.

Updated: May 5, 2023


Psychedelics and threesomes with escorts… (might be) better in theory than in practice.


Gather ‘round friends. Let me tell you a story about how the best of intentions can go awry; even in the best of situations. I’ll spoil the ending for you so you aren’t worried. This story ends with Miss Holly and I laughing all the way to the bank.


A few years ago I was contacted by a young man- eager to experience transactional GFE. Most men who contact me are eager to have this experience. Nothing new there. And, like most men, he just disappeared into the ether after a few texts. In this business there are a lot of cold, dead leads. But this one came back a few weeks ago asking for a double with my beautiful partner and I. How lovely! As you know, Holly and I love to get paid to play with each other.


He was a very sweet young man. Mostly green flags. Filled out the screening form, furnished a deposit, communication was good.

Then came the yellow flags. To me a yellow flag is anything a little “odd”. Truly, sex work brings out a lot of “odd” behavior. Therefore my definition of “odd” is a spectrum. Like, you know when you are talking to someone, and they start to get hyper focused on seemingly inconsequential details? That’s odd. Or when people text you an unsolicited full length novel about their health history over the past year? That’s odd. These were the flags that started popping up.


No worries though! How bad could it really be? Holly and I have had some amazing life changing transactional threesomes. We have had a handful of traumatizing and repulsive ones too. As long as this appointment fell within the 2 extremes- no problem.


So, all the preparations were made. Fast forward. Time to meet the client. Very handsome, well spoken man in his late 30s.

But something was off…


He was nervous. Sure, that is to be expected. He told us this was his first time with an escort. How flattering! Us! The chosen ones! It goes without saying then, that this was his first time having this specific experience with 2 escorts. Not his first threesome mind you- no no, he was very clear to share that he was well versed in navigating double the kitty. Ok, sounds great! Let’s go! Right?!


It was a non-starter. Why?

Psychedelics.


I mean, sure, I used to party pretty hard. (We know I don’t anymore- 6 years last month!) And I have had some pretty erotic experiences while under the influence of hallucinogens. No biggie! But this poor guy… he kept telling us it was just a “microdose”. Ok… suuuuuure… then why are you curled up in a little ball way over there, friend?


Ok, full disclosure. I did have some fun at his expense; before I knew he was tripping. I’ll take the blame, Holly was just encouraging me. Not that I needed any encouragement to crack jokes. Sometimes I just can’t help it. When a client walks in all super nervous and pacing around asking “What do we do?! What happens next?! How does this go?!”...

Sometimes I am patient and compassionately explain things and sometimes I say something like…

“Well, first you pay us. Then we tie you up. Then we leave!”


I never said I was an angel.


So that might have triggered a bad trip. I don’t know, I was just trying to be funny.


Anyway- Holly and I had a lovely time with each other!


Our friend had some sort of time. Unsure of how he felt. He kept saying that it was “weird” and he didn’t feel “connected to us”. Whatever. If you have met Holly or myself you know that we do a pretty good job of establishing a connection.


Here is a take-away for anyone worried that they may make a similar faux-pas.


Expert advice on how to establish an erotic connection with a sex goddess:

  • Uncurl from the fetal position.

  • Try to stop crying and whimperin

  • Attempt to do something to please the sex goddess.


Well, just another day in the life, friends!! Holly and I spent some time with a man who wasn’t sure if he could be a hobbyist. Looks like the answer is “no”. That is FINE! The happy ending is that Holly and I got to snuggle and giggle and walked out a little richer for the experience.



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